Originally Posted by: PRSplayaWhy are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?

So the rest of the band can understand them[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by: PRSplaya"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

[quote=Leedogg]What's the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?

Eventually one will mature and start earning money.