a blonde and a brunnete are in a car, they pull up to the traffic light and stop, it is red , it changes to green and they sit there for ten minuets and then the blonde says to the other one "why aren't you going?" the brunnete "i am not driving!!"
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A blonde and a red head and brunnete walk into a bar, well , you can't blame the blonde!!!!!!!
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a lawer had a fairy godmother and she said to him, " i will give you 3 wishes, but, what ever you wish for every lawer will get 1 more or double whatever" so the lawer agreed, " i want a rolex" "you know that every other lawer....." "yes!!! the lawer shouted so he got his rolex and went to work, every other lawer had two, so ate lunch the fairy came back and said "ou know what you want next?" "yes , a lexus!!" the fairy said "you ........" "I KNOW!" so he got one and every other lawer got 2. a couple of days passed, the fairy turned up, "i suppose you want something else, i won't say anything else", "yes i want to donate a kidney"
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the other lawers donated 2 kidneys so died
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