There was this preacher who loved golf. Well, he hadn't played in a while, so he decides to skip Sunday's service to go play golf. He calles the church, and makes up some excuse about being sick. So, he gets up real early sunday morning to get out to the golf course before anyone else gets there. He makes it through a few holes, then one of God's angels notices what's going on, and brings it to God's attention. He asks God what he's going to do about it. God says, don't worry, I'll take care of him. Well, on the very next hole, which is a par 5 (not an easy hole for you non golfers), he tees up, and BAM! a hole in one! The angel turnes to God all confused, and say's, I thought you were going to take care of this so called preacher. Here he is, skipping church to play golf, and you reward him with a hole in one? God calmly replies to the angel... Think about it. Who is he gonna tell? :D