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silentmusic
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silentmusic
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11/30/2005 11:36 am
3 people in a desert stranded for days on end... about 4 days into being stranded one of them says "which way to the town because im going to see if I can make it there before I die out here.." so off he sets.. about 2 days later he arrives at a town on the outskirts of the desert and falls through the gates.. when he wakes up the people ask him how he survived out in all that sun and heat.. he says "I took the radiator from the car with me and when I got thirsty I drank from it".... about 2 days later the next guy stumbles through the gates of the town and again when he wakes up the towns people ask him how he survived?.. he said I took the oil from the engine and rubbed it all over me to keep the heat from the sun out" so about 3 days later a figure is seen stumbling to the gates of the town carrying something and when he gets closer the people see its a door off a car.. the guy collapses and everyone is wondering how the heck this guy lived so long carrying a car door with him.. so when he comes around they are all excited to ask how he survived and when they ask him he says " well its like this when I got too hot I just let the window down!" :rolleyes:
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"