If this breaks forum rules remove it but being hispanic myself I see no offense in it. It is in fact hilarious.

An anglo, an african american and a mexican are standing on a river bank. They all want to get across. Unfortunately the water is gator infested. The anglo says the hell with it jumps in starts swimming. Not even halfway and bam ripped to shreds by a gator. The african american says man that anglo was slow but I got this yeah I got this. He jumps in bam swims a little more than halfaway and bam same gator catches him. The mexican stands alone and says orale the gator has nothin on me holmes. He jumps in and starts swimming before he knows it he's on the other side. One gator tells the other Why didn't you eat him? Last time I ate mexican my ass burned for a week! :D