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guitarfreak141
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guitarfreak141
Obsessed Freak
Joined: 06/29/04
Posts: 546
11/30/2005 1:49 am
heres a lawyer joke


a lawyer gets a abrand new lexus and parks right in fron of the firm to show it off, then a truck comes buy and the door gets knocked off, the driver of the truck got out and said,are you okay!?

O MY GOD MY LEXUS!!!, exclaimed thr lawyer
then the truck driver said, you laywers are so materialisitic, didnt u notice when it took off your door it also took off your arm, the laywer looked down to see his missing arm.........



O MY GOD MY ROLEX!!!
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