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killerqueen
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10/20/2005 11:03 pm
Beware the cat with no earings,
Beware the crow with no cheese,
Beware the camel with no golf clubs,
and fear the cow with no knees...
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Jolly McJollyson
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10/21/2005 5:57 am
Originally Posted by: killerqueenBeware the cat with no earings,
Beware the crow with no cheese,
Beware the camel with no golf clubs,
and fear the cow with no knees...

Spiraling downwards as I descend the staircase
I wonder what will become of it all.
That church on the hill
The beacon of religion I knew so well
Do all things fade?
Does all light burn out
And moon and star flee from sight?
Where on this unique, majestic vessel
This cosmic orb hurtling through space
Where on it, I ask
Shall our time be spent?
and with whom?
and for whom?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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10/21/2005 6:03 am
Beware the cat with no earrings
Beware the god without mercy
Beware the cold, indifferent glow of the sun
For in that cold
that bleak, unwelcoming cold
The very same that grips the spines of men
Men who would dare the bravest things
and yet dare not
when the time comes for them to be free.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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10/21/2005 3:33 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonBeware the cat with no earrings
Beware the god without mercy
Beware the cold, indifferent glow of the sun
For in that cold
that bleak, unwelcoming cold
The very same that grips the spines of men
Men who would dare the bravest things
and yet dare not
when the time comes for them to be free.

Beware the cat with no earrings
Beware of all things grey
For in that moment
all things shall pass away
and in that hour
the time shall come
where you shall choose what's right and wrong
Beware of the hands moving fast
and the pages turning quickly
for you shall soon find the end of the past
and it will all end so sickly
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10/21/2005 3:35 pm
oh sorry, were we quoting a real song, cause i just kinda made that up...
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10/21/2005 9:56 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsoh sorry, were we quoting a real song, cause i just kinda made that up...

me too, only SOMEBODY, *cough* YOU *cough*
decided not to do free verse like us.
You punk of poetry.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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10/21/2005 10:59 pm
lick the wounds that don't stop bleeding
rip the limbs out piece by piece
lift the raw flesh and begin feeding
suffer now, for I'll not bargain your pleas
DIE!!!!!!!!
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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10/22/2005 1:08 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic Excretionslick the wounds that don't stop bleeding
rip the limbs out piece by piece
lift the raw flesh and begin feeding
suffer now, for I'll not bargain your pleas
DIE!!!!!!!!


Lick the wounds that dont stop bleeding,
Smell and taste the warmth,
Beware the cat that has no earrings,
and the wrath that he has brought

Behind the velvet sunset,
A crow controls the stars,
The cow with no knees berates him,
"When will the world be ours?"
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10/22/2005 4:54 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraI LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!! *shades*

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!!! :p
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10/22/2005 8:17 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsYOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!!! :p

WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET......
JK :cool:

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10/22/2005 8:26 pm
and to think I was going to post.....Sprung
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10/23/2005 2:24 am
Originally Posted by: magicninjaand to think I was going to post.....Sprung


*boooii-oooiii--ooiingg*
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10/23/2005 5:17 pm
Originally Posted by: killerqueen*boooii-oooiii--ooiingg*

Yours makes a boing sound? Mine sounds like an air craft taking off.
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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10/23/2005 5:38 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYours makes a boing sound? Mine sounds like an air craft taking off.

like this?

ERRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRR

or

NEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

or

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHHH

or

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

or something i have not yet heard?
JK :cool:

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10/23/2005 10:52 pm
Originally Posted by: rockonn91like this?

ERRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRR

or

NEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

or

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHHH

or

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

or something i have not yet heard?


More so like

KKKKKKKKKWWWWWRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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10/24/2005 5:27 am
have you seen those commercials for the thing where all you do is clap to turn the lights in the room on and off. and the little theme song goes "clap on *clap* *clap* clap off *clap* *clap*"? well, it's like that with me and my... you know...

I just clap twice to turn it on. then twice again to turn it back off.
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10/24/2005 2:49 pm
Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrshave you seen those commercials for the thing where all you do is clap to turn the lights in the room on and off. and the little theme song goes "clap on *clap* *clap* clap off *clap* *clap*"? well, it's like that with me and my... you know...

I just clap twice to turn it on. then twice again to turn it back off.


It's called the clapper genius. :rolleyes:

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