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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
10/27/2005 11:36 pm
Originally Posted by: AkiraI'll admit to being easily entertained.

A long time ago when I was in a band (!?!?!) we took a break, and I spent 45 minutes, no more, no less, stuffing chocolate bar wrappers into the fan, and turning it on and off so the wrappers went crazy.

It was the most fun I ever had, of course it annoyed the **** out of everyone else.

My friends and I often times just sit and create worlds via conversation. While we're walking places, outside, sitting around, whatever. We just discuss what a certain world would be like. It's been decided that there must be super heros, so many have been created already. Here's a list of super heros that have been conjured up.

The man that can fly mach 3 backwards
the man that, when angered, turns into a convenience store
the man who can turn his eyes into hand grenades
the man with one wing that can only fly in circles due to the imbalancement
the man that ****s bricks and pisses eight balls
the man who (created last night actually) pisses people
the man that turns into a semi truck but has his normal hands and legs instead of wheels which can still only support normal human weight so it just sits there
the man that turns into an airplane and flies around but has bare feet instead of wheels for his landing gears

Furthermore, we also created places where we each reside. I live in a sewer with my art obsessed cult. Henry lives in a fortress with elves that all have indestructable magic shields. Darryl lives in a nearby kingdom where his army of orcs attack Henry's fortress every day (for no particular reason) and lose because they can't destroy the shields. As far as landmarks go. Well, there's a clone of one of our historical world tyrants that sits on a floating platform that circles the planet and speaks nothing but gibberish while a clone of Henry floats in the opposite direction and they have conversations as they go by each other. And that's just one of the worlds. Another place that we've conjured up has actually inspired us to form a band based around video games and nonsense.
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