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09/12/2005 10:11 pm
Rrrraaannnnnnnnnnnnncchh.
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09/12/2005 10:47 pm
yeah ok... :confused:
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09/13/2005 1:41 am
I don't get it
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09/13/2005 2:14 am
Wendy's commercial?.....
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09/13/2005 2:26 am
ah ok. I've been majorly avoiding commercial tv these days.
Commercials drive me nuts. I've been mostly sticking with full season DVD's off eBay.
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09/13/2005 4:34 am
I like ranch dressing. I've even dipped a hershey kiss into ranch and eaten it and, go figure, it didn't taste that bad. It had the sweet taste of chocolate with the zest of ranch in one amazing bite. I don't really make a regular habit of eating ranch covered chocolate though. I've only done it once, but I figured what the hell at the time. You only live once.
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09/13/2005 5:23 am
ew..
I got hooked on Caesar Vinegrette dressing with a whole ton of fresh parmesan cheese sprinkled over top of a salad. Lots of croutons and Free cucumber and cherry tomatoes out of the garden. mmm...
low in calories too.
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09/13/2005 5:28 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI like ranch dressing. I've even dipped a hershey kiss into ranch and eaten it and, go figure, it didn't taste that bad. It had the sweet taste of chocolate with the zest of ranch in one amazing bite. I don't really make a regular habit of eating ranch covered chocolate though. I've only done it once, but I figured what the hell at the time. You only live once.

I have to stop in to mention how unbelievably gross that is.
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09/13/2005 4:33 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI have to stop in to mention how unbelievably gross that is.

You're just envious that you didn't think of it first. Have you tried it? Don't knock it until you've witnessed the power of ranch.
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09/13/2005 4:38 pm
Ranch and chocolate?
Isn't that kinda like pickles and ice cream.
Maybe you're pregnant. :p
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09/13/2005 5:56 pm
Uhhhh, a salad is what food eats...
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09/13/2005 6:52 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI've even dipped a hershey kiss into ranch and eaten it



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09/13/2005 10:38 pm
Hey now. Ranch makes everything taste better. Even sweets. I was expecting it to be gross as well, but I've had far worse.
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09/14/2005 12:13 am
Now I know why they call you Cryptic Excretions. :D
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09/14/2005 1:31 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggNow I know why they call you Cryptic Excretions. :D

Oh yeah? Well I still don't know why they call you Leedogg. So take that. How do you like them apples?
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09/14/2005 1:40 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggNow I know why they call you Cryptic Excretions. :D

Lmao! :D :D
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09/14/2005 3:42 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsHow do you like them apples?


Fine, so long as they're not drenched in ranch dressing! :D
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09/14/2005 4:02 am
Originally Posted by: JFRICKUhhhh, a salad is what food eats...


Very well said.
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09/14/2005 5:02 am
Originally Posted by: LeedoggFine, so long as they're not drenched in ranch dressing! :D

now I'm gonna have to go and try that one out. I'll be back at a later time to let you know how it was... and don't think I'm joking. I have a bottle of ranch in my fridge right now and I buy apple quite often at the store.
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