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jiujitsu_jesus
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04/10/2006 9:02 am
*enter jiujitsu, dressed in a trenchcoat*

*pulls out a shish kebab, points it at Jeff* Alright, buster, da game's up. Hand over the cheeseburger and nobody gets hurt...
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
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04/10/2006 11:36 am
hmm sounds tempting...you want it? catch!

*enters matrix-like mode... tosses cheeseburger in the air

*catches shish kebab, eats it and pokes jiujitsu in the eye

*leaps on top of jijitsus shoulders and catches cheeseburger

*steals patty and throws empty buns at travolta and jackson

*normal time returns... runs into getaway car

MUaHAHAAHA... you guys... no match for me...

*slams door, drives away
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04/10/2006 5:30 pm
What's up y'all? I apologize for my absence (and my height apparantly - I'm 6'3" fyi not too monstrous). They were crackin' down at work by monitoring computer usage, but I'm pretty sure big brother has gone away again. I had to lay low for a bit. I'll try and make it on more often.
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04/10/2006 6:08 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhx
MUaHAHAAHA... you guys... no match for me...

*slams door, drives away


Get 'im, boys! *jiujitsu and accomplices each pull out a shish kebab and launch the skewers at Jeff's tyres*

*Travelling at the velocity of bullets, the skewers puncture the tyres and bring Jeff's car screeching to a halt*

That'll teach him!

(I just realised how weird this thread is getting...)
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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04/10/2006 7:02 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesusGet 'im, boys! *jiujitsu and accomplices each pull out a shish kebab and launch the skewers at Jeff's tyres*

*Travelling at the velocity of bullets, the skewers puncture the tyres and bring Jeff's car screeching to a halt*

That'll teach him!

(I just realised how weird this thread is getting...)


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04/10/2006 7:16 pm
Originally Posted by: elklandercc

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04/10/2006 9:35 pm
Originally Posted by: jiujitsu_jesus

(I just realised how weird this thread is getting...)


ya don't say...

*buys ice cream and runs away screaming
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04/10/2006 9:43 pm
HEY! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!


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04/10/2006 9:44 pm
Originally Posted by: jeffhxya don't say...

*buys ice cream and runs away screaming


I think you've got the right idea...

*jumps into the ice cream truck, kills the ice cream man with the last remaining shish kebab skewer, and drives away screaming*
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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04/10/2006 9:45 pm
STOP IT, I SAY!


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04/11/2006 3:47 pm
This thread sucks.
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04/11/2006 4:07 pm
Originally Posted by: earthman buckThis thread sucks.

Yeah, I have no idea what's going on anymore. Meet the sequel to the yep thread.
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04/11/2006 6:32 pm
yeah, I was just about to say something about this thread being ruined.
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04/11/2006 7:55 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsYeah, I have no idea what's going on anymore. Meet the sequel to the yep thread.


This actually has quite a bit to do with why I don't hang out here as much anymore... Lotsa gibberish on the threads, quality control has gone downhill.
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04/11/2006 7:59 pm
Originally Posted by: R. ShackleferdThere's a chance that the recent massive grassfires in the panhandle area have affected him, I dunno. I'm not exactly sure where he lives, but if I recall it's somewhat near Amarillo. Many many acres have burned up there. Then again, I could be wrong.

In light of all this madness, thanks for the insight.
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04/11/2006 8:00 pm
Originally Posted by: LeedoggThis actually has quite a bit to do with why I don't hang out here as much anymore... Lotsa gibberish on the threads, quality control has gone downhill.

Some of the users prefer to post useless randomness. Unfortunately the excess of it is still within the rules. You're not the only one who gets annoyed
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04/11/2006 9:05 pm
im sorta new here and this thread sucks. i might have added to the nonsense.. or maybe started it on this thread, but i noticed what i was doing and stopped a long number of posts ago.. i think we might as well stop posting here if we cant stay on topic.. and as a matter of fact this (my) post isnt anything about collaborating and making music with other gt people..

so any body who's in the intermediate skill level wanna try to make a song? i dont care how dumb it comes out or the quality recording. itll be fun.
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04/12/2006 12:58 pm
Originally Posted by: LeedoggThis actually has quite a bit to do with why I don't hang out here as much anymore... Lotsa gibberish on the threads, quality control has gone downhill.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Jolly McJollyson]Some of the users prefer to post useless randomness. Unfortunately the excess of it is still within the rules. You're not the only one who gets annoyed

+1

The Open Discussion has pretty much gone to **** in my opinion, but that's all it is... an opinion. That's why I rarely come in here anymore. Rarely is there anything worth reading. But, on a lighter note... Some of ya'lls nonsence gibberish crap does crack me up sometimes.
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04/12/2006 6:24 pm
Originally Posted by: pure
so any body who's in the intermediate skill level wanna try to make a song? i dont care how dumb it comes out or the quality recording. itll be fun.


What style of music are you interested in playing?
"It's all folk music... I ain't never heard no horse sing!"
- Attributed variously to Leadbelly and Louis Armstrong

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

l337iZmz r@wk o.K!!!??>
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04/12/2006 7:19 pm
anything really. i dont mind, im always open to new styles. but whatever it is, i was too much of a sissy and skipped memorising chords and went on learning lead guitar, so i might learn something from this.
Originally Posted by: schmangeugly fat chicks
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