I was a bee magnet as a kid...Then I graduated to wasps. Had a bumblebee fly up my pant leg once as I stepped out onto a floating dock. I don't know if it was biting or stinging but it did so several times...
"Ow, What was that?." slap.
"OW Hey, What's going on?" Slap!
"OH CRAP!!" SMACK!!
"HEY!!! HOLY S***!!!" SMACK, PULL, SQUISH!!!...
(rollout of my pant leg.)
"Hmmm! Hope I'm not allergic since I'm 8 miles up river in a canoe on Vancouver Island and the only person to depend on other than myself is to stoned to walk let alone get out of the canoe!"