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Jolly McJollyson
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08/04/2005 11:56 pm
Here's our Death Metal song. Inspired somewhat by the movie "American Psycho."

MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
MEAT!!!
BONE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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08/05/2005 12:01 am
LMFAO

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08/05/2005 12:35 am
Dude! That's the best one yet!
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08/05/2005 2:32 am
Rofl,brilliant. Another classic, that one must have taken forever to write.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
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08/05/2005 11:31 am
that just makes me hungry for meat...

but its very catchy...i can just hear it in my head, except i forgot how part of it went, its hard to remember
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08/05/2005 12:09 pm
BTW, is it "sung" with the typical cookie monster growling voice?
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08/05/2005 1:07 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaBTW, is it "sung" with the typical cookie monster growling voice?

Yup...pretty basic actually. Just on the one beat of every measure I yell "MEAT!" or "BONE!" and then occasionally I go "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" while the drums go insane. The guitar just plays the same chord the whole time, since you can never hear what's going on in Death Metal anyhow.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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08/05/2005 1:40 pm
More and stronger drugs Jolly !
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08/05/2005 3:41 pm
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonMore and stronger drugs Jolly !

Hey, just what the doctor ordered!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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08/05/2005 3:43 pm
It amazes me the depth and complexity of the thought that went into these amazingly intense lyrics.
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08/05/2005 3:46 pm
Lyrical genius...
I am Comfortably Numb... :D

Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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08/05/2005 11:43 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaIt amazes me the depth and complexity of the thought that went into these amazingly intense lyrics.



its also extremely deep and thought provokeing
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08/06/2005 4:53 am
Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08/06/2005 3:13 pm
that song will change the world...
I am Comfortably Numb... :D

Oh yeah...STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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08/06/2005 4:33 pm
Originally Posted by: Blues_Manthat song will change the world...
[font=copperplate gothic bold]Mwahahahahahaaa...[/font] :D
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08/07/2005 2:20 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaDude! That's the best one yet!

Of course it is. It's death metal. What could be better?
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08/08/2005 3:44 pm
It's so simple.... yet.... it's so refined....
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08/16/2005 12:40 am
What about FLESH!

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08/16/2005 4:27 pm
I like flesh.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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08/28/2005 3:41 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI like flesh.


I heard you also like bone.

You were just asking for it.
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