Originally Posted by: zreynoldsp

Cutting to the chase - does anyone know the ins and outs of US immigration policy? From what I can see, the lottery is no good (slim chances, and the UK isn't eligible anyway), and I have no relatives out there. I also don't have an employer to sponsor me

i have an idea. You could pretend your going over on holiday, then lose your return ticket, join the army,get citizianship, make a pass at your commanding officer, get kicked out, start livin the good life. Thats gotta work, for some reason.