If you do happen to catch one, before you call the police, remember, there's a cluster of nerves in the soft part of the arm pit. A nice swift strike with a finger or two will make them scream and wet themselves. THEN call the police.
Nothing like being led into the pen crying with wet pants. It sets a nice tone for their stay... :D
[FONT=Tahoma]"All I can do is be me ... whoever that is". Bob Dylan [/FONT]