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hunter60
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hunter60
Humble student
Joined: 06/12/05
Posts: 1,579
07/11/2005 11:16 pm
You know, some other cultures really know how to deal with thieves. Chop off a hand for the first violation and odds are, there won't be a second. Sorry to hear that one of these useless pukes decided to help themselves to your stuff.

If you do happen to catch one, before you call the police, remember, there's a cluster of nerves in the soft part of the arm pit. A nice swift strike with a finger or two will make them scream and wet themselves. THEN call the police.

Nothing like being led into the pen crying with wet pants. It sets a nice tone for their stay... :D
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