Originally Posted by: The AceWell there was that one time you suggested we play polar bowling (or some ridiculous game along those lines) to get over my dog dieing...
Hey, you don't even KNOW the healing powers of polar bowling.
Originally Posted by: The AceWell there was that one time you suggested we play polar bowling (or some ridiculous game along those lines) to get over my dog dieing...
Originally Posted by: PonyOneno, this is the worst idea ever.
sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?
if there is anything on earth that proves the existence of a higher power this is it... because it takes an entity with a sense of humor to create such a creature.
Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0xNo, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.
Originally Posted by: PonyOne
sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?
platypus males have spurs on their hind feet that deliver a poisonous venom with a swift kick! A platypus sting is powerful enough to make people sick and kill a dog!
Originally Posted by: PonyOneno, this is the worst idea ever.
sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?
No, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.
Originally Posted by: The AceAbout now is when I start to hate my life, and think that I never joined this site.
And this is when I KNOW that I need to get a life...
Originally Posted by: iiholly... But I'd have to say frozen pizza.[font=trebuchet ms]No way! It's much to hard to chew!
Originally Posted by: Danny C.The best thing(s) since sliced bread is ebay and duct tape.
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]No way! It's much to hard to chew!
Now, hot pizza - that's better than sliced bread anyday![/font][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lordathestrings][font=trebuchet ms]Sounds like we have very different definitions for the word "responsible".[/font]
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson... try the veal![font=trebuchet ms]Guilty!
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Guilty!
Sentenced to 30 days in the cooler.[/font] ;)
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI think you've been trying some bad veal.
Speaking of sentences...is anyone besides me completely obsessed with Pink Floyd's "The Trial?" It's on the second disk of the wall. Track 12 I think...maybe 13.
Originally Posted by: LeedoggThat's a good one!
That one looks Jewish,
and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
and another with spots,
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot.
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsActually, aren't those lyrics to in the flesh? the second part of it anyway...?
The trial's a good song though.