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07/12/2005 4:21 am
Originally Posted by: The AceWell there was that one time you suggested we play polar bowling (or some ridiculous game along those lines) to get over my dog dieing...

Hey, you don't even KNOW the healing powers of polar bowling.
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07/12/2005 4:30 am
Originally Posted by: PonyOneno, this is the worst idea ever.

sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?

if there is anything on earth that proves the existence of a higher power this is it... because it takes an entity with a sense of humor to create such a creature.

ain't that a good ol' duck-billed platapus?
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07/12/2005 4:35 am
No, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.
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07/12/2005 4:50 am
Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0xNo, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.



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07/12/2005 4:51 am
Originally Posted by: PonyOne
sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?


Definitely not suitable for a pet:

platypus males have spurs on their hind feet that deliver a poisonous venom with a swift kick! A platypus sting is powerful enough to make people sick and kill a dog!


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07/12/2005 2:10 pm
Did the platapus or sliced bread come first... because I'm so going with platapus if it came after.

But I'd have to say frozen pizza.

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07/12/2005 3:15 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOneno, this is the worst idea ever.

sure it's cute and would make for an interesting pet, but come on... a duck-beaver??? i mean it's a beaver with a flexible duckbill on its face that lays eggs. WTF?



About now is when I start to hate my life, and think that I never should've joined this site.

No, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.


And this is when I KNOW that I need to get a life...
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07/12/2005 4:30 pm
Originally Posted by: The AceAbout now is when I start to hate my life, and think that I never joined this site.



And this is when I KNOW that I need to get a life...

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07/13/2005 3:12 am
Originally Posted by: iiholly... But I'd have to say frozen pizza.
[font=trebuchet ms]No way! It's much to hard to chew!

Now, hot pizza - that's better than sliced bread anyday![/font]

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07/13/2005 10:24 pm
The best thing(s) since sliced bread is ebay and duct tape.
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07/14/2005 3:11 am
Originally Posted by: Danny C.The best thing(s) since sliced bread is ebay and duct tape.

If you're going as far as to say duct tape is the greatest thing, then you might as well just say Macgyver's the greatest thing since. No one does what he does with duct tape (or anything else at that).
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07/14/2005 6:57 am
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Is abortions cuz ive been responsible for at least 5 :D


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07/14/2005 3:00 pm
[font=trebuchet ms]Sounds like we have very different definitions for the word "responsible".[/font]
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07/14/2005 3:22 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]No way! It's much to hard to chew!

Now, hot pizza - that's better than sliced bread anyday![/font][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lordathestrings][font=trebuchet ms]Sounds like we have very different definitions for the word "responsible".[/font]

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07/14/2005 3:28 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson... try the veal!
[font=trebuchet ms]Guilty!

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07/14/2005 5:43 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]Guilty!

Sentenced to 30 days in the cooler.[/font] ;)

I think you've been trying some bad veal.

Speaking of sentences...is anyone besides me completely obsessed with Pink Floyd's "The Trial?" It's on the second disk of the wall. Track 12 I think...maybe 13.
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07/14/2005 7:46 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI think you've been trying some bad veal.

Speaking of sentences...is anyone besides me completely obsessed with Pink Floyd's "The Trial?" It's on the second disk of the wall. Track 12 I think...maybe 13.


That's a good one!

That one looks Jewish,
and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint,
and another with spots,
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07/14/2005 9:48 pm
Originally Posted by: LeedoggThat's a good one!

That one looks Jewish,
and that one's a coon.
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint,
and another with spots,
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot.

Actually, aren't those lyrics to in the flesh? the second part of it anyway...?
The trial's a good song though.
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07/14/2005 10:01 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsActually, aren't those lyrics to in the flesh? the second part of it anyway...?
The trial's a good song though.


Could be. I remembered those lyrics through the dope haze that were my college days(daze).
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