I am the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Speaking of which, if you put me in a breadmaker, it will produce solid gold. Totally serious.
A simple question from a simple man
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Lmao, the greatest thing since sliced bread is lyposuction on t.v. since its an education of what happens when you eat too much bread. You become obese and have to suffer the humility of being on t.v. getting then fat sucked out of your ass. Let me tell you its not fun.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
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Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0xYou become obese and have to suffer the humility of being on t.v. getting then fat sucked out of your ass. Let me tell you its not fun.
you say this from experience?
# 3
...no......maybe....
No, Ive seen it done, and its just alittle scary.
No, Ive seen it done, and its just alittle scary.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
# 4
Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0x...no......maybe....
No, Ive seen it done, and its just alittle scary.
ok, cause my next question was
anything I might've seen you on?
# 5
Sounds like a great gimmick for a band.
Get a bunch of fat guys on stage and suck out their fat as they play.
"The Lyposuctions"
Disappearing on a stage near you!
Get a bunch of fat guys on stage and suck out their fat as they play.
"The Lyposuctions"
Disappearing on a stage near you!
# 6
Originally Posted by: AkiraWhat if I put you in a paper shredder?
Oddly enough it makes beef stroganoff
# 7
Oh no you know what would be better? Fat guys being castrated while playing...
that would be badass.
that would be badass.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
# 8
Originally Posted by: x0o_BurnOut_o0xOh no you know what would be better? Fat guys being castrated while playing...
that would be badass.
Not nearly as cool as the entire band sitting on toilets and taking a dump simultaneously while playing.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsNot nearly as cool as the entire band sitting on toilets and taking a dump simultaneously while playing.
ah yes, I see it now.. the singer going
la-la-la-la-la-la-la *grunt* la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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!!!! That would indeed be quite awesome. You could add effects to it and everything...**pictures 700lb guys on toilets playing thier instruments, and then in unison ******
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
# 12
Originally Posted by: CW14The world would be a better place.[font=trebuchet ms]hmm... less manic, perhaps.
Better? I think not.[/font]
# 13
Originally Posted by: schmangeSounds like a great gimmick for a band.
Get a bunch of fat guys on stage and suck out their fat as they play.
"The Lyposuctions"
Disappearing on a stage near you!
:D :D :D
ten letters
# 14
Originally Posted by: kingdavid:D :D :D
Has anyone ever just quoted smilies before?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 15
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsNot nearly as cool as the entire band sitting on toilets and taking a dump simultaneously while playing.
And the drummer could have a poo pedal.
1 Peter 2:16
# 16
Originally Posted by: crazywolfAnd the drummer could have a poo pedal.
Wouldn't it be cool if the drummer was sitting on a throne? like, an actual king's throne. You could have the guitarist dressed up as a knight, the vocalist a court jester, the bassist a prince, and the drummer could be a king on his throne. Wouldn't that be killer?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWouldn't it be cool if the drummer was sitting on a throne? like, an actual king's throne. You could have the guitarist dressed up as a knight, the vocalist a court jester, the bassist a prince, and the drummer could be a king on his throne. Wouldn't that be killer?
No. That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Ever.
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Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonNo. That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Ever.
Is it just the worst idea you've ever heard because you didn't think of it first?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
# 19
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonNo. That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Ever.
Well there was that one time you suggested we play polar bowling (or some ridiculous game along those lines) to get over my dog dieing...
There are only two important things in life - There's music and theres girls, not necessarily in that order....
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