ok, I was serious though! my friend who I'm trying to get to learn to play drums has pointy ears that look like elf ears... my other friend (who plays bass) is so fircken lazy that we call him a sloth... and then for vocals, I was trying to think of someone that I knew that could sing, the only that came to my mind was my girlfriend, who can sing extremely well, (she sang at our county fair last month) and she is totally a princess (long story, I'm not trying to say she's high maitenance or anything, but, even she'll tell you that she is a princess.)