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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
07/10/2005 2:28 am
Originally Posted by: HammurabiI need to figure out how to gain weight. I'm 5 foot 7, 106lbs, 4.2% body fat. I don't exercise.

I'm 5' 7" and I weight 130 and I eat everything under the sun. Seriously. I eat the fat on my steaks. I think it tastes good and I'll willingly eat the fat off someone else's steak if they let me. My daily exercise routine consists of getting out of bed and walking to the kitchen to eat some food then parking my ass in front of my computer/television to catch the forums/play video games/study norwegian only to go to bed later that night after I've decided that I've wasted enough time and shall start again tomorrow. That being said. I've wasted enough time here. I'm going to bed. I'll be back tomorrow.
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