ok, let's see... probably something like:
BODY STYLE: SG
BODY WOOD: Solid mahogany with flame maple top
PUP ARRANGEMENT: umm, probably seymour duncan... 2 humbuckers... SH-6 distortion in the bridge... maybe a JB in the neck (do they make a neck version?)
CONTROL LAYOUT: 2 volume, 2 tone, 3 way switch
COLOR: Emerald Burst:
NECK PROFILE: very thin
NECK WOOD: mahogany
FB WOOD: ebony
INLAY'S: some kind of custom image, I can't really think of anything right now
HEADSTOCK: Standard gibson shape
NUT: graphite
TUNERS: Grover
BRIDGE: Tune-o-matic with stop bar tailpiece
PICKGUARD: none
SPECIAL STUFF: chrome hardware (including the volume and tone controls)