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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
06/22/2005 12:30 am
Over the weekend I spent over 10 minutes trying to unclog my toilet. I seriously began to think that I'd broken the damn thing and that I'd have to call my landlord to get it fixed. Even after I got it to flush again it was still slow. The water just didn't rush down with that same force. Of course it's working now, but it was quite a fright.
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