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Dr_simon
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06/15/2005 10:57 pm
Ass as in four legged horse like thing dum dum !!!


It is regarded as a humor in some quarters !!
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/16/2005 12:51 am
I don't get it.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Renisenb
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06/16/2005 1:07 am
I am sure Cryptic must be messing with us.

We all know Doc's talking about a donkey, but used the word 'ass' for a play on words.
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06/16/2005 1:12 am
^ thinks he knows everything
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/16/2005 1:56 am
Who's the "dum dum" now?
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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Dr_simon
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06/16/2005 2:10 am
Tee Hee Bad Simon !!
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Jolly McJollyson
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06/16/2005 4:07 am
Originally Posted by: Dr_simonTee Hee Bad Simon !!

Always stirring things up and causing trouble...

What kind of mod are you? :D
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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Renisenb
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06/16/2005 4:39 am
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsWho's the "dum dum" now?

^ Me! Sad to say, yes... but I have always been a dum dum... 'tis quite fun really, you should try it. ;)
And I was being sarcastic, jeez... :rolleyes: this is a say something funny thread after all! AND we ALL KNOW that sarcasm is funny. :p
(I've set a new record... 3 smileys in one post!)
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Jolly McJollyson
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06/16/2005 4:42 am
Originally Posted by: Renisenb^ Me! Sad to say, yes... but I have always been a dum dum... 'tis quite fun really, you should try it. ;)
And I was being sarcastic, jeez... :rolleyes: this is a say something funny thread after all! AND we ALL KNOW that sarcasm is funny. :p
(I've set a new record... 3 smileys in one post!)

^thinks 3 smilies is some kind of record.

We used to have UNLIMITED smilies! How do you like THAT!?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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06/16/2005 4:49 am
wow wow mr. jolly jolly thinks he knows everything. maybe renisenb is proud of his 3 simley faces, don't bring down his glory...that's just mean...plain old mean. :mad: :mad: :cool: ; )
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06/16/2005 5:41 am
^Twas just a personal record, I personally haven't used that many far as I know. So it's not a forum-wide record I'm certain.
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06/16/2005 11:20 am
You'll have to fill in the blanks

There once was a guy named Fred
With a **** with a corkscrew shaped thread
He found having hunted
A girl corkscrew ****ed
But alas with a Fred reversed thread.
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/16/2005 4:21 pm
I have never in my entire life used one smiley for anything. I think they're kind of dumb to be honest, but then again they can often help with portraying the tone of the comment. That might have something to do with why people misunderstand what I'm saying and think I'm being a dick.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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aschleman
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06/16/2005 5:12 pm
Nor have I ever used a smiley.... I feel like it threatens my manhood... haha I don't judge other people that use smileys though. I'm just too lazy to type them in or whatever. Like Cryptic I find myself having to explain myself more than most since I don't use them.......maybe I should.... :cool: <-- my first smiley...
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06/16/2005 5:31 pm
^I use them mostly for the exact reasons that Cryptic explained.

This thread doesn't make sense anymore.
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06/16/2005 5:56 pm
I didnt read the whole thread as I am in a hurry at an internet cafe...bloody home internet will be fixed in 7-10 working days I am told...anyway, I just read the posts on this page...AND NONE OF THEM WERE FUNNY!!!

Cryptic, Jolly or PonyOne...please do summin about this and bring in the funny!
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Renisenb
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06/16/2005 8:16 pm
I know. It's a shame.
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/16/2005 9:53 pm
A couple of friends of mine and I once got a girl to call my cell phone because we convinced her we were a guy that she went to school with and that we had a thing for her. I've also managed to get 2 girls emotionally attached to me and ask me to marry them over aim and a 3rd girl that was turned on, but never popped the question... not sure if that's funny, but they sure were at the time. All I can really say is each one is memorable in their own way. I've had a couple others here and there that weren't as extreme as the above ones, but I dunno. What can I say? I guess I'm a stud over aim. In person I'm a dick though, so dont' ask about that.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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06/17/2005 3:20 am
ya this deff isn't funny anymore, and cryptic...that's kinda funny but wut losers would ask someone to marry them on aim?! u gotta love the ppl in this world, and i use smiley faces all the time! :D
hence my signature.... quick say something funny.....
oh i got one!! i'm in highschool and i've been takin this prep SAT course and my instructor sneezed and then farted so f'in loud wen everyone was dead silent! the best part is that she tried to cover it up right after w/ a caugh!! HAHA she was like....:
*silence*
instructor: hhaaaaCHUUU!!!! *fart*BBBLLLASLFUAWEIORHJASKIODGU
instructor: uh...caugh caugh :o
everyone in the class: WTF?!?! GROSSSSSS :eek:

yay, it's funny again
that was a good one! props to me!
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/17/2005 9:35 pm
Originally Posted by: Ksocr39ya this deff isn't funny anymore, and cryptic...that's kinda funny but wut losers would ask someone to marry them on aim?! u gotta love the ppl in this world, and i use smiley faces all the time! :D
hence my signature.... quick say something funny.....
oh i got one!! i'm in highschool and i've been takin this prep SAT course and my instructor sneezed and then farted so f'in loud wen everyone was dead silent! the best part is that she tried to cover it up right after w/ a caugh!! HAHA she was like....:
*silence*
instructor: hhaaaaCHUUU!!!! *fart*BBBLLLASLFUAWEIORHJASKIODGU
instructor: uh...caugh caugh :o
everyone in the class: WTF?!?! GROSSSSSS :eek:

yay, it's funny again
that was a good one! props to me!


To set it a bit straight, none of them are losers, but actually really cool people to talk to. I wish some of them still talked, but times change, y'know? But anyway, they're friends and I don't associate with losers. It just happened that some of them took a liking to me in a different way compared to others.

As for the rest....I restrain all further comments on that....
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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