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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
06/16/2005 9:53 pm
A couple of friends of mine and I once got a girl to call my cell phone because we convinced her we were a guy that she went to school with and that we had a thing for her. I've also managed to get 2 girls emotionally attached to me and ask me to marry them over aim and a 3rd girl that was turned on, but never popped the question... not sure if that's funny, but they sure were at the time. All I can really say is each one is memorable in their own way. I've had a couple others here and there that weren't as extreme as the above ones, but I dunno. What can I say? I guess I'm a stud over aim. In person I'm a dick though, so dont' ask about that.
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