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ranma187
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06/03/2005 1:15 am
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1391169.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

must be all the hormones they put into the food nowadays :-)
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/03/2005 1:30 am
I'm never getting a girlfriend.
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06/03/2005 4:19 am
A police spokesman said the couple in the parked car had decided not to press charges, saying they had "enjoyed the show", and were happy to just accept Filip's offer to pay for the damage.

Wow! That is just amazing. They enjoyed the show. That just feels wrong on so many levels.
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06/03/2005 5:25 am
[font=trebuchet ms]meh - obviously inexperienced.[/font]
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06/03/2005 6:48 am
Originally Posted by: crazywolfA police spokesman said the couple in the parked car had decided not to press charges, saying they had "enjoyed the show", and were happy to just accept Filip's offer to pay for the damage.

Wow! That is just amazing. They enjoyed the show. That just feels wrong on so many levels.


LOL! sick people :rolleyes: and then the fact they (or better, she) kept on going is really sad, they both must've had some frustrations with sex :p:p
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06/03/2005 6:13 pm
dude i never even had thought of that, you know there had to be some sort of a shock, so she must have bit him alittle...jeez and they kept on going... but there was a kid who had given me an article off that site a while back about a man who had come in for a tumor or something removed on his balls and the doctor went crazy and chopped off his penis. His wife said she was EXTREMELY upset and was going to press charges. I feel bad for her man...
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06/04/2005 12:31 am
I heard about this funny funny story. After these 2 people got married, the wife, for some reason, had to get it on with the best man after the recepton in the bathroom. Well during it, she starts to go into seizures or something, and some how had a death grip on the dude. He was pretty much trapped and could not get the bride to let go, so someone called 911 and they took the 2 to the hospital like that. The groom soon filled for a divorce.
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Cryptic Excretions
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06/04/2005 12:38 am
Originally Posted by: crazywolfI heard about this funny funny story. After these 2 people got married, the wife, for some reason, had to get it on with the best man after the recepton in the bathroom. Well during it, she starts to go into seizures or something, and some how had a death grip on the dude. He was pretty much trapped and could not get the bride to let go, so someone called 911 and they took the 2 to the hospital like that. The groom soon filled for a divorce.


If that's for real then I'm speechless.
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ranma187
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06/04/2005 1:02 am
Originally Posted by: crazywolfI heard about this funny funny story. After these 2 people got married, the wife, for some reason, had to get it on with the best man after the recepton in the bathroom. Well during it, she starts to go into seizures or something, and some how had a death grip on the dude. He was pretty much trapped and could not get the bride to let go, so someone called 911 and they took the 2 to the hospital like that. The groom soon filled for a divorce.


sounds a bit like this story:http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1414089.html?menu=news.quirkies
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06/04/2005 8:49 am
hard to believe those stories, though if it was true, then I feel just like Cryptic
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