Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsTofu isn't really that awful if you BURN IT AT THE STAKE!!!

Oooh! You've had the Burnt at the Stake Tofu!? I'm very jealous, you know. Been asking around restaurants for it but nobody seems to prepare it that way. And when I ask I get the strangest reactions.

Tofu... tofu... who came up with that anyway? Tofu... just having one of those moments where a word sounds weird...