Give him a seperate rating for:
1)subject (and how he managed to cleverly use the given words)
2)Syllabel count(does it seem these lines could work in the same melody?)
3)credibility(does it seem he just lined up rhyming words?
4)future prospects(is this a song you think you would hear on a radio or even purchase?)
After all of this, you will give a total score for the song...
Seeing that the thread started as a bit of a joke, and it may well be difficult to write a non-comedic song involving all four of the words I included, extra points may and should be allocated if Jolly actually turns out a serious, non-Tenacious D-type song. :p
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]