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Andrew Sa
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05/23/2005 12:26 am
So you hear a knocking on your front door...how do you know if its your drummer?

The knocking speeds up,then slows down, and when you finally welcome him, he forgets when to come in!

so anyone else got any drummer/musician jokes...best share them or I will be forced to share some more of mine)and as you can see from above,they arent that funny)
[FONT=Century Gothic]Hope is when we feel the pain that makes us try again[/FONT]
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HDJ
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HDJ
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05/26/2005 7:05 pm
What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians??? A drummer!!
Check out my band:
Havoc Din
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05/26/2005 8:24 pm
Q: What's the best way to confuse a drummer?

A: Put a sheet of music in front of him.
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>HERE'S WHERE I AM NOW<
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Portis_26
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05/26/2005 9:19 pm
how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to do it and another that says "i can do it faster"
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Andrew Sa
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Andrew Sa
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05/26/2005 10:05 pm
what do you call a beautiful lady on your drummers arm?

a tattoo!
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05/27/2005 2:14 pm
how many drummer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to screw it in, ond 4 to talk about how Niel Pert could do it better
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Andrew Sa
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05/27/2005 5:45 pm
what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
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05/30/2005 10:27 pm
What do you call a drummer who can't keep time?


The lead guitar player. :p
Play what you hear
Listen to what you play
Does it sound good?
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Andrew Sa
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05/31/2005 12:07 am
How do you know if I guy is the lead singer in A band?

he'll tell you, he'll tell you
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