Just read this to be nice.


Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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05/04/2005 8:29 pm
YAY! Here's a song about Waldo! Yeah...not finished yet, so be gentle! (PS, the hook is SOOOOOO catchy!)

Dumbed Down Answers
Blatant Lies
Shut out thinking
And the thoughtless win the prize!

Re-mix fetish
Sampled work
Re-done pieces
And creators get the jerk

But Where's Waldo...
I aint' SEEN waldo!
Can't ya tell me Where's Waldo?
FIND WALDO NOW!!!

Pop Punk Princes
Gangsta Rap
Blink gets airplay
While Biafra takes a slap!

Carbon Copied
Cliche'd junk
Calloused music
That's the meaning left in "punk"

But Where's Waldo...
I aint' SEEN waldo!
Can't ya tell me Where's Waldo?
FIND WALDO NOW!!!

Where's our hero?
Standing out?
Waldo's left us
And yet no one thought to shout!

Nails that Stick out
Hammered in!
Don't dare difference
Waldo stops where he begins!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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x0o_BurnOut_o0x
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x0o_BurnOut_o0x
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05/04/2005 10:12 pm
Dude! how awesome is this?? lol you are the only person i have yet to come across that can get Wheres Waldo into there songs and it be the more badass. Im telling you, you can write awesome stuff. :D I so liked the title of this i had to read it.
We've been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone...
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iiholly
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iiholly
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05/05/2005 2:05 am
Jolly, you rock as per (censored) usual... i'm going to have your babies. :p

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aschleman
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aschleman
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05/05/2005 12:47 pm
I'm always down with bashing talentless-over-marketed-hacks! Kudos, and I agree...
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Cryptic Excretions
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Cryptic Excretions
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05/05/2005 4:51 pm
That is really well written dude. I thoroughly approve.
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iiholly
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iiholly
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05/06/2005 1:37 am
Originally Posted by: aschlemanI'm always down with bashing talentless-over-marketed-hacks! Kudos, and I agree...


Don't think I won't cut you if you try to have jolly's babies. Competition is a bitch! Haha, jk. I need to lay back on the drugs and violence for a while before i offend someone.

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kingdavid
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kingdavid
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05/09/2005 5:24 pm
Originally Posted by: iiholly...i'm going to have your babies...

God knows I'd love for someone to say that to me, and actually mean it.
It used to be that the girls of Salt N' Pepa used to tickle my loins when I was in high school, c. a. 1995 (the girls were suggestive for the times, were they not, and they have big grown bodies), and they have a song where they say that line. But these days, the motivation is a lot more deeper than that.
Say, who else is "searching for a real love"?
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