Originally Posted by: crazywolfI wouldn't put the ring on an ice cream cone when she is not looking in the hopes that when she does look she will notice the ring and be really surprised.....because there is a good chance that she will not notice and eat the ring, it will get lodge in her throat, than some big fat guy with rancid BO has to come and give her the Heimlich, than the ring will fly out of her mouth land in the middle of the road during rush hour traffic, than just when you think there is a break in traffic and make a run for the ring a motorcycle comes out of nowhere hitting you at about 83 mph, nearly taking your head off, sending you to the hospital for 3 months, than when you finally got out of the hospital you look like Quasimodo, and your wife to be has already found another guy by that time, dumping your bell ringing ass on the curb....not speaking from personal experience or anything though.

Hell, just return the ring, get the money back, take her out to dinner and when she's not looking do absolutely nothing and after she's done eating panic like crazy and say "oh god you ate the right". Furthermore she'll start to panic and begin gagging herself in hopes that she barfs it up and most likely splash through her vomit trying to find the formarly gold band only to find stomach acid and predigested food. And just before she figures it out you can say "Gotcha" and you can both have a good laugh... Either that or she'll dump you on the spot and never turn back... Not speaking from personal experience or anything though.