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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
05/02/2005 1:56 pm
Just tie the ring to your johnson and whip it out and say "if you want this you're gonna have to come and get it".

Ok, joking aside, make it fancy, but don't make us puke because it's too fancy. Keep it realistic and don't step out of yourself.

And of course, my disclaimer. I have never had a girlfriend nor have I made any effort/thought towards anything and everything related. I hold no responsability for being off with anything suggested as I'm very inexperienced.
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