Hot toast right outa the toaster. Hot cups of coffee. Hot plates out of the oven.

Going into a music store and at first getting no respect, and then you pick up a guitar and start running off some fast tapping riffs. Then you notice out of the corner of your eye that all the young guys are suddenly gathering around you. Just when you get to the good part you stop, put the guitar down and walk away.

Asking a guy at a party if you can try his guitar and he says "no, I don't let anybody touch my guitar". ... and just smirking at him. Then somebody else tells him later that you're really good on the guitar and he should let you try it. And I just say "no, I don't play other peoples guitars"

Picking up a guitar in a music store and playing Stairway to Heaven really badly and out of tune just to see what kind of looks you get from the staff.