I don't drink that often, but last Christmas Eve me and my bud who was home from the Navy for holidays killed a bottle of Jager. It snowed 4-6 inches that night which is unheard of in Houston (last time it snowed at all was 1993 I think, and last time it snowed on Christmas Eve was 1920-something). Thus after instant warmification shots of Jager-meister we proceeded to try and build a snowman at 2:00 am. However being so inebreated and ignorant in the ways of snow we couldn't figure it out. We were trying to shovel the snow into a pile, then form the body, sort of like how we're used to building a sand castle here at the beach. I think we got the pile (which quickly turned into unformable ice) about 2 ft. high before we gave up, sticking our broom we used to sweep the snow defiantly into it. Yes any reasonable (and sober) person would've rolled the snow into big balls that compose the body of the snowman, but that wouldn't make as good a story now would it?