Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]So what's the "level 60" reference mean?[/font] :confused:

Well the new Sony PSP just came out and Kenny was the first to get one. He was playing this game called "Heaven and Hell" where you command the forces of heaven against Satan's minions. Kenny played this game morning, noon, and night and finally reached the much heralded level 60.

Just as Kenny reached this monumentous hallmark he was runover by a man driving an ice-cream truck who was playing his PSP and was ecstatic to reach level 4.

Next Kenny finds himself in heaven, only to find out that God created the PSP because an epic battle between heaven and hell was about to erupt for real and God needed to find someone to command the forces of heaven for him. It was all part of God's plan for Kenny to be that person. He was the only one to reach level 60, a feat none of God's archangels could match. There was a Japanese kid who reached level 59, but Japanese people don't have souls. So their only hope is Kenny.

However, Kenny disappears from Heaven and goes back to earth because he was revived at a hospital. However he's now in a "persistent vegetative state", being kept alive by a feeding tube that pumps a nutrient rich paste directly into his stomach. The angels in heaven are freaking out now because Kenny's soul is trapped in limbo down on earth and soon heaven will be overrun by a ginormous demon army.

I won't get into the rest of the details other than to say they decided it was best to pull his feeding tube. Kenny returns to heaven, wrangles the golden PSP and saves heaven from the forces of evil.