I'm no saint when it comes to driving. I've run a couple red lights before and I can forgive those that run them as well or break whatever other minor traffic law they may have broken. However, yesterday I'm on my way to pick my mom up. I stop at a red light and do my usual routine of staring at it until it turns green. Well, when it flipped green I thought "ok, time to go". As I'm cruising through the intersection I hear a loud screech. I look to my right and see a huge, black car sitting maybe two feet away from me. Really, I didn't even start driving right when the light hit green. I had a bit of a delay and furthermore I didn't see anyone else coming in any direction. And I can guarantee it wasn't my fault because there were three other people driving through the intersection. Seriously, the road is the last place for your head-in-the-ass syndrome to take effect. Some people.
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