Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonOne day in Bio we were disecting fetal pigs (mmm mmm good), and a few of my friends and I got bored. After removing the pigs' heads we found if we squeezed the side of their heads hard enough, the mouths would open. So the next forty five minutes were spent chasing one another around the room, making the pigs' mouths open and close and screaming "I AM THE LORD OF THE FLIES!" I think by the end we had everyone but the teacher doing it. She wasn't too pleased, but no detention for us folk.

[font=trebuchet ms]And that, my friends, is your public education tax dollars at work....[/font] :rolleyes: