spoonist seeking work


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01/13/2005 6:04 am
To whom it may concern:

I am a professional spoonist seeking work. I have toured with such bands as Boston, Lynrd Skynrd, and various death metal bands. Along with spooning abilities, I also am quite a good tromboner.

Sincerly,

Hollly

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01/13/2005 6:47 am
Didn't I already say you could play spoons for my band?
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My band is better than yours...
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01/13/2005 2:28 pm
you do find some very strange people on the internet don't you. ;)
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01/13/2005 4:21 pm
and just what type of "spooning" are we talking about?
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01/13/2005 6:10 pm
Originally Posted by: PRSplayaand just what type of "spooning" are we talking about?

Hahaha, that was my initial reaction, too. Apparently not the good kind.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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01/13/2005 6:23 pm
can u play spoonman by soundgarden?
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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01/14/2005 2:08 pm
Well I am looking for a good spoonist, but sad to say when I checked your references at the WGPS, World Guild of Professional Spoonist, You received a bad report, it mentioned something about " Table Spooning ", don't know what that means exactly but it doesn't sound professional to me, so I guess I'll have to keep an eye out to the trade journals,......... btw anyone know a first chair kazooer or lead washboard player looking for a gig?..........
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01/14/2005 7:39 pm
Originally Posted by: pstringWell I am looking for a good spoonist, but sad to say when I checked your references at the WGPS, World Guild of Professional Spoonist, You received a bad report, it mentioned something about " Table Spooning ", don't know what that means exactly but it doesn't sound professional to me, so I guess I'll have to keep an eye out to the trade journals,......... btw anyone know a first chair kazooer or lead washboard player looking for a gig?..........


no sorry but i know a guy that plays shred on Didgeridoo :D
Akira says;
"i was expecting some 3476 string string skipping with some 23489172343 octave sweeps and some alt picking runs at 345734237623572bpm in 234872364781246164516th notes across your 2384723648724627348623478264 fret guitar"
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01/15/2005 4:56 am
Akira... that hurts. And I'm playing spoons for "Bob to the Rescue" soo yeah i'm hardcore. And all that table spooning involved a banana, cocaine, and rubber duck... need I say more?

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01/15/2005 5:06 am
Originally Posted by: iiholly

I am a professional spoonist. Along with spooning abilities, I also am quite a good tromboner.


hahaha im sorry everyone i couldn't help but laugh at that
:p :D
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01/15/2005 7:04 pm
are there any tabs for spoon players??
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