ok... but I still win cause I'm cuter. :D

I guess I just don't see the hardware and software issue as being hard to figure out. I also think it's cheaper.
For instance, buy a used G3 Beige Mac, ProTools Free, a small behringer mixer and you've got 8 channels of audio and midi for about $300. Plus it works with all VST plugins and VSTi's so there tons of freeware reverbs and synths available.
As far as getting it running... just run the install program, plug your guitar into the mixer, the mixer into the 1/8" sound input. Hit record and you're done.
It just seems a whole lot easier than figuring out multiple scrolling menus on a DAW.

Plus the biggest issue for me is if you ever have any problems with your unit, you'll have to take the whole thing in for repairs. If it doesn't have a local authorized repair service you'll be in for a long wait. If it's out of warranty, it'll cost you a fortune.
I have very bad memories of my old Fostex 250 4-track.
I treated it with kid gloves but it still wore out in about 2 years.