10. Was playing some megadeth song and forgot the solo halfway and cheated by finsihing it off with the ending for the four horseman solo.
9. was served teaching a kid how to sweep when he was better than me at sweepin.
8. dumped on prom night.
7. tried playing the solo for sweet child of mine behind my head and dropped the guitar
6. Went thru the "well if it can be done on JACK@$$ it can be done in real life" phase - too many stupid things there
5. skateboarding accident - too many stiches - can't tell u where tho.
4. hit on my lab TA when she was grading our papers.
3. giving up guitar/chat/websurfin/skatebaording/recording music/tabbing songs on www.mysongbook.com - and partying HARD
2. replied to the sex thread on the open discussion
1. replying to this post at 5 in the morning