A friend of mine said to get a chicken and one of those dog leash things where you get a wire and run it between two trees or whatever so you can hook the dog leash to it so the dog can run back and forth......Anyway, he said to put the chicken on a leash and run the wire across the stage so the chicken can flop, fly, run back and forth across the stage while were playing, and to just call the band Chicken. Bet PETA would love this one.......

This same friend, actually the drummer in my original band, suggested we change our name from Freak Magnet to Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. PBJS: Perry, Brad, Joe & Stix, all of our names......I wish I knew how his mind works....