Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanI wrote this little ditty a few months ago:

Is there one true love for all?
Yes, I can attest to that fact
But if she don't care too much for you
Well, there ain't much you can do 'bout that



... or something like that; I don't have the original right in front of me.

I wrote this little ditty a few months ago

Wham bam thank you ma'am that's all?
Yes, I did the deed with that skank
But I didn't care that much for her
She gave me herpes as a prank.

Or something like that...maybe it was the clap.