yeah...I'm with you.
When I get dumped, there's isn't a chance in hell that she's ever going to go out with me again.
My philosopy is pretty simple tho.... I'll lead her on and make her think that I'm interested just so I can get laid one last time, do all the things with her that she would never let me do before, then dump her.

... and yeah it's mean and self centered and probably makes me look like a sleaze, but the superiority complex you get from paying her back for all the hurt she put me through makes it all worth it.

Then I make a promise to myself that she'll never touch me again and I go out with her best friend.

Revenge... I luv it.