Drink & Drive

yes... I'm bored


http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/mp3/DrinkDrive.mp3


Drink & Drive
©2004 K. Taylor/Schmange Music/GorillaProblem

I'm drivin down the highway havin some fun
I just got laid and the weekend's begun
Got a full case of beer and a lot of free time
Got my best girl beside me she's my bottle of wine

Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Drink & Drive

Gonna meet my buddies at our favorite bar
I hope I don't puke and smell up my car
Brandy Alexander and a Zombie as well
I'm a two fisted boozer with distillery smell

Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Drink & Drive

Bleach blonde babes with gel in their hair
A strange smell of fish permeates the air
Gonna get my friends and clear outa here
And out of my car comes a full case of beer

Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Drink & Drive

Heading to the back roads to create a big stir
Nine years later there's a bit of a blur
There's nothing like driving when your mind's impaired
Hey where's the road?
It's way over there.

Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Lot's of people
Drink & Drive

Since when were you writing songs like I would?

It's my alter ego band "Gorilla Problem"
The Best Smelling Band in the World

Ashley Szwei on drums
Mr. Wonder on Guitar
Jesus Rice on Tamborine
Stan D' Bye on Guitar
Dave Slavenhoot on Bass

Managed by Bogey Hempton III.

And now... for a love song

I Love Her
http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/mp3/ILoveHer.mp3

I Love Her
©2004 K. Taylor/Schmange/Snowy Music

I love her
She's so pretty to me
We walk through meadows
And leap around with glee

I touch myself
Whenever she walks by
She sees but
She's too nice to pry

And I wake up happy
And I wake up refreshed
And we can't ever kiss
Braces get enmeshed
Oh lover

I love her she's so funny to me
She dances so geekly I fall to my knees
I hemorage with laughter and I **** my pants
She cares and she cleans it up with her soft hands

And I wake up happy
And I wake up refreshed
And we can't ever kiss
Braces get enmeshed
Oh lover

She hiccups, I taste it
Hotdogs for lunch
There's parts of her body
I'd like to munch

We **** for hours
Then it's time to rest
I love her
She's better than all the rest

And I wake up happy
And I wake up refreshed
And we can't ever kiss
Braces get enmeshed
Oh lover





And yes the album is now available at the loverly sale price of only $11.29
Click here: http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/GorillaProblemOfficialSite.htm

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Wicked tune dude. It makes me wanna slam a sixpack real quick and go for a drive.

Lots of people
Drink and drive.