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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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07/26/2004 3:33 pm
About a year ago or so, I saw an auction for "the contents of [his] pocket". It was some lint, 6 cents, and a paperclip. The winning bidder (yes, there were multiple bids!) payed like 6 bucks! Only in America...

Note: The human soul auction is no longer valid :(
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

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