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Jolly McJollyson
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07/24/2004 9:06 pm
What we need, is a giant fighting robot
With machine gun arms, and laser beam eyes
What we need, is a giant fighting robot
With metallic boots of gargantuan size

Metal Helmets made of steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with grease
Robots have no time for peace.

What they've got, is giant fighting robot
A giant fighting robot to melt all our minds
What they've sent, is an evil fighting robot
To distract our thoughts, and draw our eyes

Metal Helmets made of Steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with Grease
Robot have no time for peace

What we need is a giant fighting robot
To bring those hypnotists to their knees
What we need is our very own fighting robot
Our very own fighting robot just like the Japanese

Iron boosters fire the flame
Robots feel no woe nor shame
Flying forward to assault
Fighting robots have no faults

What they've got is a giant fighting robot
with laserbeam eyes, and machine gun hands
What they've done, is they took their giant robot
And mass distributed to foreign lands

Metal Helmets made of Steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with Grease
Robots have no time for peace

We need to build a giant fighting robot
To bring our enemies to their knees
We needed to build a giant fighting robot
but they beat us to it, those clever Japanese.

So let's go build our giant fighting robot
with nuts and bolts, and everything else
Yes let's go build, our giant fighting robot
And place it on the Toys-R-Us Shelves!

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I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/25/2004 4:00 am
Pretty good... and how long have you been talking about this song? It all flows really well just reading it. I'd say more, but why make your ego any bigger?

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07/26/2004 4:51 am
Probably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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07/26/2004 3:19 pm
I'm trying to envision this song... I see a stadium, big hair, makeup, tight leather, heavy metal guitar, lots of pyrotechnics...

Or perhaps in a a smoke-filled, dimly-lit underground coffee shop, all black with a beret... "Yeah... what we need" *bongo roll* "is a giant" *tap tap* "fighting" *tap tap* "robot..." *tap tap tap tap*
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
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07/26/2004 10:18 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanProbably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!



So wait, what did you originally write?
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/26/2004 10:58 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanProbably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!



Question is... how big of an accomplishment is that? Jolly's the man, man. :eek:

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07/27/2004 3:42 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonSo wait, what did you originally write?


Umm, something about the lyrics sucking and making me feel violent. But then the rage subsided, as I noted. It was probably the lyrics that drove me to such a state of heightened wrath.
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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07/27/2004 3:56 am
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanUmm, something about the lyrics sucking and making me feel violent. But then the rage subsided, as I noted. It was probably the lyrics that drove me to such a state of heightened wrath.


Well it's nice that you changed your opinion so...extremely...
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/27/2004 1:23 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonWell it's nice that you changed your opinion so...extremely...


YEAH, NICE FOR YOU :mad: :mad: :mad:
... and that's all I have to say about that.

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07/28/2004 10:50 pm
Do you know what we need?

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07/28/2004 10:55 pm
Originally Posted by: iihollyDo you know what we need?


Ummm... no. WHy don't you tell me?
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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07/29/2004 12:20 am
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanUmmm... no. WHy don't you tell me?



A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!!!
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/29/2004 3:38 am
And Jolly wins the million dollar prize! :eek:

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07/29/2004 4:01 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonA GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!!!


Ohhhhhh...... I get it....



(umm... p.s. holly, i don't get it)
... and that's all I have to say about that.

[U]ALL[/U] generalizations are [U]WRONG[/U]

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07/29/2004 4:03 am
ENCORE ENCORE!

u need a face-melting riff for thos lyrics mate tho
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07/29/2004 4:07 am
Originally Posted by: KonkerTheWorldu need a face-melting riff for thos lyrics mate tho


Way ahead of you man.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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07/29/2004 4:18 am
i'm thinking a Darhon Malakian (System of a Down) power riff, with Axel Rose style vocals(soprano).
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07/29/2004 10:32 pm
Originally Posted by: iamthe_eggmanOhhhhhh...... I get it....



(umm... p.s. holly, i don't get it)



I really didn't expect you to, so I forgive you. Next time though some **** will be going down though. :mad:

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08/06/2004 1:49 pm
I did it!!! It's finally on a tape.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...
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10/01/2004 12:21 am
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonI did it!!! It's finally on a tape.


you shoud post an mp3 on here cause its great lyrics but when I read
them I dont pictur a face melting riff I pictur a littile T.V. jingil for a
giant fighting robot

P.S. realy great lyrics
rock & roll ant muisic
its a way of life
:cool:
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