They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and DVDs usually run at 30 frames per second, so watching Yngwie do a 2.6 second F#m sweep arpeggio is like reading 80,000 words, which is the equivalent of your average novel (sorry, college has made me into a math nerd)
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster