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TheDirt
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TheDirt
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07/26/2004 3:23 pm
Yeah, sure there's a way to get it illegally, and here's how to do it (but don't blame me if you get in trouble!)...

I see that you're 16, so you probably still live with your parents. When your parents go out, go to your mom's room, steal $40, and buy the program!
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."

- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster