Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollyson We must use the screen name to gauge one's lameness.

I do agree.
Me and a couple of friends started a parody hip-hop band in the 7th grade:
"Fatazz wildniggaz bushgangztaz royaaale 2000 spectacularrrrrrr!"
We were pretty good, we actually recorded a video.
We dressed up in baggy clothes and made two small kids hold an old
LP-player while we scratched the hell out of it.
And we had me in a Mercedes SL 500 while the others pushed down the
trunk to get that genuine hydraulic lowrider feel.
Anyhow, I was the hardass frontman, MC 9mm, and so I started using it
when I signed up for various sites that I knew I would'nt hang out at for long,
since the name was easy to remember.
So years later, I was looking for a tab, and I signed up here.
The rest is history, and as I grew older and fatter I started to realize
that I simply can't be MC 9mm anymore, it's simply too lame.