Well, I'm a bassist, so not being able to play guitar would only be a mild irritation. Something though tells me that I would get in a lot of trouble very quickly. Also, bass is close enough to guitar to get banned along with it... hmmm...
well, if that's the case, I say RIOT!!!!
Yeah, we'll hit the streets using Fishbone's album "Chim Chim's Badass Revenge" as our soundtrack... "...it's a war, fightin' like the nutmeg. Steam rollin over,' steam rollin' down sour puss sissies like a psycologicly overcast beer gut on a rock star mission. A revolutionary e-racism muscled black man, white man, colorless man, red, or yellow man mission."

On other notes:
*Beer is vile... drink alcohol if you're going to drink at all.
*You should hear what my Newfie relatives think of Canada's central gov't. Your rant is not only tame, but dramaticly less animated and prone to the throwing of edged weapons.
*Yes I knew that the Canadian dollar was worth more than the US dollar at one point in time (not from first hand experience though; those days were long gone by the time I arrived on this earth).