Chris Holmes kicks A$$!!! There is a rumor that he once loaned Eddie Van Halen a pristine Ibanez Destroyer and Eddie proceeded to hack it up and paint it in his trademark stripes, afterwhich Chris didn't want it back....

Also, who couldn't possibly know about a band with the singer/bassist with the codpiece that shoots out 40 ft walls of sparks... gotta be the next best show next to an Alice Cooper concert.