Notable Accomplishments:

1. The day I finally mastered Vai's "For the Love of God."
2. Having a threesome with two hot sorority chicks (I have seen the promised land.....and it is good).
3. Walking home drunk from a bar and pissing on a parked police cruiser (Come on....that takes balls...admit it!!!). At the time I didn't care if a cop was in it or not....I had to pee like a criminal.