Man, what is that product of corporation doing anywhere near a guitar? Christ, that picture annoys me. Sure, she may be hot, but whoops, I just masturbated and now she's a worthless shyty corporate slut who's gotta sell her body like any other professional whore.

1) When I started getting attention for my handywork on the guitar and integrated socially for a significant length of time.

2) When I accidentally plucked out my first blues sounding bend.